Dev Bootcamp Rap Recap: Week 4

This week was the toughest and most inspiring yet. So I tried to write a verse as intricate and cross-dependent as the curriculum itself. Lyrics with links are beneath the video, and you might want to do some clicking, because some of these metaphors are kind of a stretch.

Enjoy!

It goes create-read-update-delete,
It’s no delaying the feverish pace we keep.
First we rake db:migrate and seed,
and then we table strings and make them sing.
Cause we’re sitting in with Sinatra, giving it all we got,
delivering something awesome and shipping it on the spot.
We’re dipping our toes in water and dripping a little knowledge to test.
I confess that it’s getting a little harder but we got this, we aren’t weak;
we stay cool and venture out (like a freon leak) into the web
and check the browser for the ERB, and we all see the progress of three long weeks.
Breathe, dog, breathe…because every day is a training one:
breaking CRUD toys with poise and having crazy fun,
raising up hands to ask questions and make ’em run,
staying tough, driven, and with it and never playing dumb.

Dedication is how we handle the pressure
and this user authentication is a valuable weapon.
I’m getting after the sessions. The routes are hooking up,
and that’s how the cookie crumbles when the packets are sending data
in hashes with hexes I’m feeling good which 
means the programming world is where I should live.
Ruby is dope but I’m flexible and I could switch
over to Haskell and that would make me a HOOD-rich codeaholic

…and at least I would be functional
but that discussion should be conducted when I get done with school.
I’m staying grounded about it and in a humble mood,
steady growing my knowledge like the seed of a mustard moves.
I’m journal writing these raps to sort of save state,
plus I hope I’m lighting a path like border gateways.
So if you feel insecure like port 80 observe my short statements
and maybe you’ll try to chase fate,

and witness why I’m believing in where I’m staying –
I’m saying these are some people with dreams and they’re amazing.
See, on the weekend we drink in these validations
’til we’re turnt up like one screen at a pairing station.
It’s apparent we’ll make it cause we’re looking out for each other
as brothers and sisters and getting good at what we discover.
It’s cool, we’re showing up because we love what we do,
and as for practice there’s never really enough to consume.
We stay hungry, but not for the dollar; we ain’t Puffy,
the Benjamins matter less than the drive to create something
and take it from me, if you’re just trying to make money
you’ll find this ain’t funny – the grind is straight nutty. Dig deeper.

I’ll try to help you see these things each week,
computers counting this as release 3,
and I’m on a mission to spit this out from DBC –
bringing more flow control than the TCP.

– Duke Greene

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