I wrote a parody of “Moves Like Jagger”.
It’s about the Comey memos.
I put the lyrics below the video, and I put lots of links inside the lyrics.
I’ve emphasized the timeliest link, which points to a list of ways you can watch the Comey testimony live on June 8, 2017. (That’s tomorrow, as of this writing.)
Cheers!
-Duke
Proof Like Comey
-whistling intro-
You wanted me to stop and just let go
But I wrote it down in my memo
Building proof like Comey
I got that proof like Comey
I got that proooooof like Comey
But when I testify I might own you
With my proof like Comey
I got that proof like Comey
I got that proooooof
So may I suggest
You thought that I would stop if you said so
Instead I’ll take you down like fresh memos
With my proof like Comey
I got that proof like Comey
I got that proooooof like Comey
The power of my pen is like old news
A reading man would know that I’d quote you
With this proof like Comey
I got this proof like Comey
I got this proooooof like Comey
—
(Friends, can you leave the room?)
Call off the guards targeting my Russian ties
—
Try to tell a lie and I’ll roll you
I know a couple crimes that you spoke to
And there’s proof like Comey
I got that proof like Comey
I got that proooooof like Comey
You’re strung up by the tongue that controls you
I really hope your party disowns you
Over proof from Comey
They’ll get that proof from Comey
They’ll hear the truuuuuuth from Comey
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